For the first time, Mozambique is sending three extremely dangerous criminals to the International Criminal Court. This event will mark Mozambican justice and prove that a country only grows when it starts persecuting its citizens while they are still children and forcing them to walk around with burkas on their mouths...

The trio posted a video on social media that slanders, defames and dishonors the integrity of the Mozambican state. The trio was captured thanks to the excellent work of the prosecutors of the Chimoio Judicial Court in coordination with the International Criminal Police Organization - Interpol.

The dangerous trifecta was financed by the leader's grandmother - a cadastre who was only six years old. The judges and prosecutors of the Chimoio Judicial Court heard only the grandmother of the group's mentor. The trio, in turn, will have to be heard in the dock of the International Criminal Court, because the judges in Chimoio do not have sufficient powers to try acts of genocide against states.

For its part, the National Criminal Investigation Service - SERNIC - has already begun intensive searches in nurseries, maternity hospitals, pediatricians, elementary school and playgrounds to capture other elements that have criminal links with the trio that will be brought before the International Criminal Court.

The judges and prosecutors of the Chimoio court, in a note of accusation, also informed the International Criminal Court that the Mozambican state only deserves to be disgraced by its elders, by the corrupt, slandered by its rulers and at no time should it be played like marbles by the younger ones.

It is known that the Manica Prosecutor's Office has more cases of children who have dishonored the Mozambican state, but they are waiting until they are at least six years old to be brought before the courts. The ombudsman has already revealed that the June 1, 2023 festivities may be canceled because almost all of the country's children will be in court.

Despite its limited resources, the Manica Prosecutor's Office has done an excellent job of defending the honor of the state. However, the head of this body has asked for more resources to capture more triples: sweets and danones to lure criminals, more rubber noses for judges and prosecutors, Spider-Man handcuffs to comfort the wrists of the detainees, balloons and clowns to amuse the detainees during the trials and water pistols to shoot criminals who are on the run.